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sassyfrass
2012
10.10

daily twitter: 2012-10-10

  • to preserve his bump, romney decides to cancel the remaining two debates and sew his mouth shut until after election day. #
2012
10.09

daily twitter: 2012-10-09

  • snapper: "what do mommies eat?" buckaroo: "mommies eat coffee." #
2012
10.05

daily twitter: 2012-10-05

  • i'm sorry, am i supposed to be surprised that the republican party lied to my face? and got away with it? again? #
2012
10.04

daily twitter: 2012-10-04

  • How much more interested and excited would we be if they were competing at dancing, singing, cooking, or designing dresses? #
2012
09.25

daily twitter: 2012-09-25

  • Most thought reaction during #Emmys "What-Is that a yarmulke? Kevin Costner is Jewish? Oh, wait, that's just Mindy Kaling's hair" @fuggirls #
  • todo list for tomorrow: pitch my new idea for a show called "The Daily Modern Homeland Family Show." #
2012
09.22

daily twitter: 2012-09-22

  • shuttle spotted! we have received it in LA. do i need to sign a receipt? #
2012
09.19

daily twitter: 2012-09-19

  • new Obama debate strategy: "I hereby cede all of my time in order to let Governor Romney just talk off-the-cuff for 30 minutes." #
2012
09.18

daily twitter: 2012-09-18

  • Totally not complaining about being unexpectedly stuck
    At the beach today. Because it's for the children, right? #
2012
09.13

daily twitter: 2012-09-13

2012
09.12

daily twitter: 2012-09-12

  • this year i named my fantasy football team FREE PUSSY RIOT. only the iPhone app shortens it to FREE PUSSY, which is not quite the same thing #