June 29, 2007

r y g = !!!


ZoneTag Photo Thursday 10:32 pm 6/28/07
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how many times do i need to repeat this? rodrigo y gabriela are AWESOME. it’s like a big fat sugary bowl of AWESOME with AWESOME sauce on top, with extra fried AWESOME on the side. they played the fillmore last night, and again kicked ass with their acoustic flameco-style thrash metal. you can listen to their cd, but honest to god, it just does not do them justice. you really need to go see them live. and then you’ll think, “oh. my. god. i never knew before what AWESOME really was. until now.”

June 28, 2007

the second coming

it looks like all our prayers have been answered:

Are you ready for some more Girl Power? All five Spice Girls appeared in public together for the first time in six years today as they announced an 11-date, eight-country world tour.

The tour will take in the USA, Britain, Germany, Spain, China, Australia, South Africa and Argentina. To register for tickets go to www.thespicegirls.com

Straddling Christmas, the tour will begin in Posh Spice Victoria Beckham’s new home Los Angeles on December 7, before visiting Las Vegas, New York City, London, Cologne, Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires.

They will appear in London on December 15. Extra dates may be added.

At a packed press conference at London’s 02 arena, formerly the Millennium Dome, the band were introduced by “Old Spice” Richard E Grant, who promised that the Spice Girls would “bring some colour back to your lives.”

In a typically tongue-in-cheek half hour of banter with the press, the band promised a tour featuring “five girls, lights, dancing, the dark side of the Spice Girls and topless dancing”.

The group stressed that unlike Take That, their comeback tour show will be truly international.

“The thing that was different about the Spice Girls is that we were truly global” said Chisholm.

Posted at 3:54 PM

not quite hypermiling

i’ve been driving on my new east bay commute for more than a month now, and people ask me, “so how is it?”

crap-a-licious.

the short answer is that it takes a little bit longer but there’s a lot more stop and go, which really aggravates you as opposed to being able to fly down the peninsula at 80mph for most of the way. on the other hand, it’s not as bad as i thought it would be. perhaps my expectations are so incredibly low that i get less angry because i’m already more resigned to plod along.

i’m a little disappointed that my commute didn’t make the 10 worst commutes in the bay area, which tells me that perhaps i’m not trying hard enough. or at least i’m not going to work early enough— if i need to get there at 9 or 8 i need to give myself at two hours just in case, whereas later i can usually make it there in one.

the rare times i’m forced to drive in high rush hour, i find myself experiencing a little bit of prius envy. which strictly speaking is not prius envy, but more specifically HOV sticker envy. chip and i have carpooled to day-long meetings, and the difference is phenomenal. just the thought of being able to whip by that 880-237 interchange makes my pants all tingly.

it’s getting bad enough that 1. priuses (prii?) don’t even look ugly to me anymore and 2. i’m seriously considering buying a used prius with an HOV sticker instead of a mini (gasp!). yes, that would mean that my dream car would never come true, but then again, i might save a good hour or so a day every time i need to drive down to sunnyvale.

from a baby perspective, hmc says it doesn’t matter to her what i get, but i will need to get something that will hold more than just two people, since we do have that half-person coming up. however, she’s looking at it more from a safety perspective: are minis less safe than priuses? i did some poking around for crash test results, and as it turns out, minis are actually safer than the early priuses, scoring well on the crash tests, although the ‘04, ‘05, and ‘07 priuses are outstanding.

as for mileage, of course the prius is going to win out. but is that worth the $4k+ uplift for an HOV sticker? the mini already is a big win over my current car. now with all the stop and go, roo and i came up with a new term for my commute: hypomiling.

Posted at 9:28 AM

June 26, 2007

bwwwwwwEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEE for victory!

muahaha! saved by outdated technology!

it turns out that you can make the tivo use an external modem through the serial connection to make your daily calls. one $5 14.4 modem off of craigslist and one $3 db9-db25 connector (i can’t believe i had to buy this— i must have chucked three of these when i moved) later, and we’re back in business.

now it can get back to recording episodes of top chef, rescue me, and flight of the conchords that i’ll never get around to watching. whew!

June 22, 2007

tiwoe

so like i said, the tivo’s on the fritz as well. it was working great, but for the past couple of weeks, it hasn’t successfully made a call home to download guide data to know what’s playing when. i tried fussing around with it, thinking that it was maybe the fax interfering now that i finally got all of my landlines wired correctly, but i’m pretty sure that it’s the internal modem on the tivo that’s dead.

what are my options?

  1. repair the internal modem - there’s a kit you can buy for like $15, but then it involves soldering and desoldering of parts off the tivo motherboard. which i suppose is doable, but i don’t know if i really want to fuss with it. i’m sure i could probably do it, but the fear is that if i fuck it up, it’s pretty much fucked up for good, and the lifetime subscription is tied to the box.
  2. hook up the second tivo - i’ve got a series 2 sitting around somewhere not hooked up. i’d have to get around to adding another hard drive for more capacity (i guess i could cannibalize the first tivo if i had to) but i’d also have to pay for a subscription on this sucker to activate it. which is fine as i’ve already gotten over six years of free use out of the thing, but i’m loathe to sign up for a one year minimum because of…
  3. buy a tivo series 3 - which i’m probably going to fork out for anyway when we get around to upgrading to an HD flatscreen. but do i really want to do that now? that’s $600 that i need to use to buy things like a dishwasher. or baby stroller. or food.

maybe it doesn’t matter so much. i rarely have time to watch tv anyway. hell, i didn’t get around to watching the season finale of lost until last night. maybe i should stick to books. or javanese shadow puppets?

June 21, 2007

red fish blue fish

finally, some breathing space.

why so busy? having baby + buying house + moving + leading an andc = busy busy busy.

but now that’s all over, and i can get some stuff done. phew! oh wait, did we have that baby yet? shoot. the baby we did have was the andc that w and i co-lead on friday. it was all fracked up, man. but in a good way. basically we just tried to break everything so we could put it back together all funny. everything was darker, moody, with lots of art and different kinds of music, and things unexpected. and no one died.

as an added bonus paula came up from lost angels and even roo came out from chicago to come see our hijinks!

it was great having them out to visit us and the new house, which roo helped shape up even further: the kitchen is now (mostly) vanquished! she had me bring up the shelves out of the office and use them to solve the liquor/cookbook/microwave problem. now the spices are up back in their rack instead of in a box in the floor. and no more pile-‘o-knives™!

as for the rest of the house, it’s sloowly coming together. boxes everywhere, but they haven’t spread back into the “clean” rooms. we’re determined to not put in any ugly furniture in our new house. however, that leaves us with more things than storage. thus, things remain in boxes. and it occurs to me that we’ve got 2½ months to figure this out.

i do wish that things could just STOP BREAKING for a while. i’ve already got my big list of things that i need to fix/install already, so i would appreciate it if the things that are already working would NOT DIE on me. at least just yet. for example, in the last month i’ve lost the roku soundbridge music server, hmc’s car cd player, and the clothes washer (which seems to be trying to eat our clothes). and now just this weekend the modem on the tivo died (are you kidding?). and then toilet exploded. almost literally. well, the fill valve inside the toilet tank, anyway. just when i figured out how to fix that, the toilet tank gasket chose that exact moment to also disintegrate before my very eyes. which was sort of weird and creepy, because it caused blue water to drip everywhere. why blue? WHY INDEED. i finally figured out that the gasket it was probably dyed deep blue from years of hockey puck toilet bowl cleaners, turning the water blue and staining my bathroom tile. thanks!

i can now say that i more or less completely understand how to fix a toilet. i can also now say that my hands are dyed deep blue like thing one (or thing two).

June 8, 2007

shirley, we've made progress

weeks and weeks have gone by. and yet things are still piled up in boxes.

however, the kitchen is mostly unpacked. the large island of boxes in the middle is now gone, and everything that will fit is now in the cabinets. it’s sensible enough that we can even make meals again. which is a good thing, since we have NO IDEA where to get food around here. oh emmy’s, how do i miss you so…

which is not to say there aren’t still issues:

  1. the wooden crate of booze on the floor. which isn’t necessarily an issue, but may be a little sketchy once snapper jones starts to walk. is it a good idea to put all the alcohol at baby level? i find very little in the home prep guides about this.
  2. the “pile ‘o knives™” on the counter. the initial idea about mounting the magnetic knife bar vertically wasn’t so hot. something about gravity and sharp objects wanting to point a certain way.
  3. all the cookbooks. hmmm.
  4. all the spices. actually, we could just mount our old spice cabinet again, but i think we’re waiting to make sure there isn’t some other approach we want to take first.

somewhere, we’re still trying to figure out if we need to get a rolling island in the middle to store more stuff, freeing up room for the baking pan rack which is currently on the floor next to the recycling. alternatively, maybe the answer is this:

who would have thought i would ever considered a china hutch an answer to what ails me?

lordy.

June 7, 2007

no, i have not forgotten

don’t let the lack of basketball talk deceive you. i have watched, and i have mourned. the finals start tonight, yet for detroit the year is already over. a tragedy.

yet i can’t disagree with everyone who claims they are delighted that the lebron and the cavelites are going instead of the pistons— not that they are going, but for the reasons that detroit are not going: they became too complacent, they felt too deserving, they stopped playing on the edge with desire and instead started playing to the refs. they stopped kicking ass and started getting kicked in it.

ultimately, they lost because they played like crap for six games straight.

aside from rip, who showed up? mr. big shot had perhaps his worst series since ‘03. sheed had a good game, but blew up two others. dice barely got his shot back. maxiell barely saw the court. i don’t even know if cwebb even made it to the stadium. and strangely, tay either crumbled under all the pressure, or tired so much from covering lebron so he couldn’t make a layup.

now we’re left with a finals with my three most hated players: manu, bowen, and sideshow bob. all i’m waiting for is the inevitable manu drive in the lane, sideshow stepping in to defend, and then they both GO SPRAWLING BACKWARDS as if a neutron bomb has gone off between them.

ultimately, i blame darko (again). if he hadn’t been proclaimed as the serbian basketball jesus, we could have ended up with melo or wade or bosh. and yes, there’s good doubt to say we might not have won it all in ‘04 if that had happened, but we sure would be better off now.

all i know now is: snapper jones now has a zero percent chance to be named tayshaun.

June 5, 2007

the first thing i'm showing snapper jones

yeah, i know, no tv for smushers until they’re 3, but on the third birthday, i’m showing snapper jones this: do the right thing reenacted by fisher price sesame street characters:


it’s educational!

June 4, 2007

holy smidgens

i just felt snapper jones kick for the first time ever. whoa nelly!

this after visiting maya again last night and holding that radioactive kid as she slept in the uv blanket. these little wormy worms are popping up everywhere!