stop. just please stop. you’ve broken into my car at least four times in the last four months. every time it’s the same thing. you come in, throw all the shit around in my car, find nothing, and then just steal the thing of the most incremental value. last time it was my fastrak, which obviously does you no good because everyone knows that i would just cancel it immediately. and then this time you took my small green nalgene bottle with the K7 and TRUE stickers on it. great. hope you enjoy my spit.
i know it’s hard to remember things when you’re going through crack withdrawal and you’re just trying to find something to sell so you can score, but maybe you can think back to EVERY OTHER TIME you robbed my car and didn’t find anything of value inside. and realize that THERE’S NOTHING OF VALUE INSIDE. BECAUSE I DON’T KEEP ANYTHING OF VALUE INSIDE MY CAR.
just STOP.
it’s pointless.
please.
thanks,
the owner of the green miata