December 11, 2006

usb pole dancer


you’d think this would make me laugh, but i think i’m actually a little disturbed:
The “USB pole dancer” is designed to be plugged into any personal computer and comes complete with her own silver pole to dance around, as well as multi-coloured lights and disco music to “recreate an authentic nightclub atmosphere”.

Once she is switched on she goes through a gyrating routine with the help of a pre-installed backing track.

Instructions on the packaging, which has “Girls, Girls, Girls” printed in large lettering, say: “This fun pole dancer is powered directly from the USB port on your PC and will entertain you at any time of the day or night.”

They continue: “As the music plays, the dancer spins around the pole, moving up and down.”

maybe it’s because this looks just like some strippers i’ve seen in vegas. or maybe because it looks LESS FAKE than some strippers i’ve seen in vegas.

Posted at December 11, 2006 9:37 PM
Comments

crap powered by usb is still crap.

plus, this pole dancer is clearly missing a c-section scar and that inattentiveness to reality is unforgivable.

Posted by: xz at December 12, 2006 3:06 PM

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