Oh my lord — I’m the “Libertine.” Apparently, that makes me a “lazy, perverted rockstar. Everything about you is idealistic and romantic. With that sassy hint of danger. It’s the hint of danger that makes things so damn spicy. Oh, there will be exposes, and films and biographies, all about you and your fabulous excesses. Even though you’re selfish and greedy…we’re charmed.

You’re equally susceptible to seduction. Because you’re a sucker for fantasy. You fall in love at the drop of a hat, as long as the hat is stylish and nice to you. We want to be your hat.”

You know, I always hate these stupid quizzes. But somehow, Mr. Sassyass, you get me to take them anyway. And end up fairly pleased with the result!