May 19, 2006

caffeinated tights

this just in for your wearing/drinking pleasure:

Palmers “Slim Fit 20” Caffeine Tights (3 Pair Pack)

20 denier, 85% Polyamide, 15% Elastane

These tights have caused the biggest rush for products we have ever seen. The press phenomena and our customer reviews have been amazing.

How do they work?

Body temperature causes the release of caffeine microcapsules into the skin increasing the metabolic rate and the burning of fat. This can reduce the circumference of thighs, cellulite and the “orange peel” effect.

The fibre is impregnated with caffeine micro capsules. The body temperature causes the caffeine to act on the skin. Its been proven the active ingredients of caffeine stimulate the metabolism, help burn fat and tighten the tissue of the legs.

What can you expect?

Smoother and suppler skin
Improves the skin’s elasticity each time the tights are worn
Reduction in thigh measurement of up to 2cm after wearing the tights for 28 days (on a daily basis).
The appearance of the skin is visibly improved.

85% Polyamide, 15% Elastane


for weight loss, i guess. or if nothing else, to attract those nylon legging fetishists at starbucks.

Posted at May 19, 2006 11:06 AM
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