this may have been the worst thing ever.
i’m sure this is nothing new to you people with kids or who love that harry potterdom, but if not, watch out. jelly belly makes these real-life versions of the harry potter book “bertie bott’s every flavor beans,” basically jellybeans with all sorts of disgusting flavors in addition to yummy ones. how disgusting? well, try such delicious flavors like soap, sardine, grass, dirt, earthworm, earwax, and booger. i accidentally ate one of the vomit flavored beans.
OH MY LORD.
it honestly tasted like someone threw up in my mouth. i can’t remember the last time i tasted something so foul.
then again, it saves you the time of going out to a bar on friday night, getting some girl drunk, taking her home, making out with her, and having her throw up in your mouth instead. what a time saver!
Posted at January 3, 2006 6:07 PMThanks for the info; I’ll be sure to avoid them.
BTW, I was thinking that perhaps one of those hot-dog-and-bun combo toasters would be a good addition to your appliance list =)
Posted by: kevmo at January 3, 2006 9:36 PMi don’t get the jones for hot dogs like i do for eggs, so it’s not as exciting. but maybe it’s more of a necessity for you people with little smushers!
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