damn that sports guy
i still hate that sports guy. mostly for his blatant pistons-hating. but i still end up reading his columns on espn.com, because 1. he writes about basketball in depth and 2. he’s pretty funny. with lines like:
Random question: If Shareef Abdur-Rahim bought Google stock, would it immediately drop under $100 a share? If he joined the cast of “Lost,” would the show immediately start sucking? What are the limits of his powers? I really want to know.
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After the Nene/K-Mart injuries, Marcus Camby started playing 40 minutes a night, which never, ever, ever, EVER ends well - he’s the human equivalent of Fred Taylor’s groin.
is there such a thing as a sports geek? because you’ve got to be multidisciplined to get that.
or do you end up just being a jock for finding that funny? what if i don’t drink beer? does that help?
Posted at November 30, 2005 4:41 PM
