just when you thought the cheerleader lifestyle wasn’t glamourous enough:
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line.
Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday. Witnesses said the women were having sex with each other in a stall at the club in the Channelside district.
They were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.
Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver’s license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday’s game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.
Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver’s license of a third cheerleader.
looking at the carolina panthers cheerleader roster page, mysteriously there are no longer links to any cheerleaders named renee or angela. however, if you look at the team photo you do notice that two of the cheerleaders no longer have clickable bios:
but i’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
however, isn’t there a bigger issue that we’re all missing here? sure, it’s funny when cheerleaders get in trouble, and this type of activity is the fertile bed of fraternity wet dreams, but honestly, what kind of world do we live in where this is cause for arrest? are we living in some sort of puritan totalitarian state?
if cheerleaders can’t have sex in a public bathroom stall, then doesn’t this mean that the terrorists have won?
Posted at November 8, 2005 1:02 PMyes it does.
please go have sex in a bathroom stall with a cheerleader RIGHT NOW to fight terrorism.
it’s your duty as an American.
Posted by: xz at November 18, 2005 11:35 PMok you are obvoiusly retarded, the 2 that don’t have clickable pictures are Keata and Jacqui and it’s because they quit after the first 3 weeks of the season
Posted by: T at November 30, 2005 11:55 PMgranted, i did check, and it turns out that you can click on four other topcats and it gives you a blank page, meaning that any of them could have been the cheerleaders in question. namely the cheerleader two to the right of the circled on in the top row, the rightmost one in the bottom row, and the two red/auburn hair white cheerleaders in the middle 1/4 in on the left.
again, i’m *pro* cheerleader. and i’m doubly **pro** cheerleaders having sex in public restrooms. god bless america.
but this may mean that i’m retarded. *obvoiusly*.
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