regrets from this weekend? only one. sure, i should have sent that steak back since it was actually screaming a little when i cut into it. and i certainly didn’t need that superfluous stoli martini.
but the only regret was passing on that dance from that hot goth chick stripper because i couldn’t stand the lynyrd skynyrd song that was playing at the time.
DAMN YOU CLASSIC ROCK! once again you have ruined my life!
items left in our three-person hotel room this weekend:
first off, who even wears orange and green boxers? i can see why you’d discard them, and even fly across the country to do it, but how/why/where did you get them in the first place? clown gap?
and as for the cigars, even though i don’t smoke at all, i couldn’t let them go to waste and be thrown out. i grabbed them and have been giving them to homeless guys when they bug me for spare change.
is this wrong? i feel like this might be wrong, but… i mean, i’m giving them something they want, although it’s a big fat death stick, but a very nice death stick, right?
right?
Posted at November 7, 2005 12:03 PMOkay! okay! Those boxers were not the best fashion choice I ever made. The shoes, belt, and boxers were falling apart (note: the damage to these items has absolutely nothing to do with strip clubs of any kind).
As far as the cigars, I think that is an excellent use. The way Spoon was sucking them down Iam surprised there were that many left.
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