they made it better

yesterday xz and danger got married.

hitched! hornswaggled! jibberjabbered! ropeadoped!

it was perhaps the most beautiful wedding i’ve ever seen. (note: if i’ve also attended your wedding, please keep in mind that this is certainly not true. hold it dear to your heart that your wedding is the most beautiful, and i only said that because i know that xz and danger read this, and i didn’t know that you did.)

did you hear that? MOST BEAUTIFUL!

it’s also the first time i’ve seen two dear friends marry each other, so you’re not just there for one side and whatever schlumpy they pick. you know, like your cousin and that mormon guy. or olive oyl and that squinty stuttering sailor. or ernie and, uh, bert.

hearing them make their vows and promises and describe the extent of their love was just touching. incredibly. i cried. several times. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, I SAID IT. i cried. i would have cried more, but then i started thinking about pirates. and candy. and supermodels.

mmmmmmm candy pirate supermodels. yum.

anyway, it was a fucking blast of a wedding. incredibly raucous, and so much fun and celebration! there was an ambulance, and someone caught on fire. and then there was scandalous stories told by and about the in-laws, and then the giant squids showed up! it was fucking battle of atlantis in there, but with yarmulkas.

then it was over, and everyone went home.

except now, xz and danger are married.

so it’s like before. but now better.

Posted at September 18, 2005 3:42 PM