August 19, 2005

if you sell it, they will come!

i just sold the land cruiser.

for $1500 more than the three lowball offers i resisted taking.

woooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooo!

drinks/lap dances are on me.

Posted at August 19, 2005 7:46 PM
Comments

i prefer my lapdances on someone else.

like my fiancee.

but thanks for the offer.

and congratulations.

Posted by: xz at August 22, 2005 11:40 AM

i will buy your fiancee a lap dance anytime anywhere. so not a problem.

Posted by: e at August 22, 2005 11:49 AM

how about a lapdance on me while i’m on my fiancee?

is that legal?

wait. now i’m confused. but as long as breasts are in my face i’m happy.

really. it’s the simple pleasures.

Posted by: xz at August 22, 2005 2:37 PM

the web is my witness to you promises…

Posted by: mac at August 23, 2005 3:44 PM

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