March 3, 2005

my evils of ass (in paris)

we’re here in paris.

the flight was pretty terrible. the good news was that we checked in and got one of the coveted window seat-aisle seat pairs. alas, it turned out to be 48A/B, which is the very last seat in the plane.

no reclining.

no reclining for ten and a half hours.

which, of course, doesn’t prevent the two high school french girls from reclining into you.

hmc asks, how do you say “my ass hurts” in french? according to those language tranlations tools, it’s “mes maux d’âne.” but then if you translate it back, you end up with “my evils of ass.”

and even then, i think that’s actually referring to hmc’s donkey, not her badonkadonk. perhaps “mon bout est en douleur?”

sassybout doesn’t quite have the same ring, does it?

Posted at March 3, 2005 5:54 AM
Comments

you lose twelve man points for complaining about french girls reclining on you.

added to the plus nine man points you get for running off to to paris with HMC your new man score total is 78.

quick. go watch some basketball.

Posted by: xz at March 3, 2005 1:02 PM

i did watch some basketball on the nba channel on satellite here. but it seemed to be from over a week ago!

damn french tv, they wouldn’t tape delay it if the game had tony parker in it.

Posted by: e at March 3, 2005 2:46 PM

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