January 24, 2005

the new dumbest thing ever

a new service to allow you to call your pet, any time, any where:

PetsMobility™ has the first ever Cellular Telephone for pets and will provide a full range of wireless communication hardware and accessories for the pet industry.

The patent pending PetsMobility™ PetsCell TM will be compatible with existing cellular and satellite GPS technology. The PetsCell™ will allow pet owners to talk to their pets as well as allowing owners to request assistance should they become incapacitated and require help. In addition, and perhaps more valuable, pet owners will have a piece of mind that if their pet is lost and someone finds their pet wandering the streets, with a simple press of a button on the PetsCell™, the auto dial function will dial the owners home alerting the owner to retrieve their pet.

While on vacation, at work, or on the road, pets can be contacted by that friendly recognizable voice of their owners.

The PetsCell™, 2-way communication device will also be available with an optional GPS tracking chip and a fibre optic camera for search and rescue applications.


um, and how are you supposed to tell if your pet needs help, exactly? oh that’s right, he’ll tell you when you call.

“lassie! there’s trouble at the old mill! and pick up some milk on the way home!”

Posted at January 24, 2005 3:44 PM
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we’ve got one of those things! it’s all implanted in this cool metal chip Kaya wears around her neck!

what? that’s called a “dog tag?” but it allows whomever finds Kaya to call our house with the touch of seven buttons!?!

if i could call Kaya on it i know exactly what i’d say: Kaya! Don’t eat that!

but it would be too late.

Posted by: xz at January 24, 2005 6:14 PM

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