don’t ask me how i stumbled upon this, from avn last july:
CHATSWORTH, Calif.- At every Von’s supermarket, there is, apparently, a list of words that bakery employees aren’t allowed to write on birthday cakes. Hottie director Francesca Le found this out a couple of Saturdays ago. To celebrate Gia Paloma’s 20th birthday, which coincidentally was the same day she had hired Paloma to blow five guys for her outré and pervy Cum Swallowing Whores series, Le wanted to express her sincere birthday wishes with a Von’s chocolate layer cake with “Cum Swallowing Whore” written on it.
They wouldn’t do it.
They would write “Cum Swallowing Gia,” and they almost did, except they spelled “swallowing” as “swalling,” so the cake read “Cum Swalling Gia” in pretty icing.
It’s the thought that counts, and Paloma couldn’t believe they had an issue writing anything on the cake. “This is Chatsworth. It shouldn’t be a deal,” she said.
c’mon! you try to write “swallowing” with your icing at a vons.
not so easy, is it?
Posted by: xz at January 13, 2005 10:17 AMok, i have to admit i’d never heard of gia paloma until this post (note to self: must remember to catch up on porn) and now she’s showing up everywhere.
from whatevs.org: Man, why does the mainstream media have to give drug overdoses such a bad rap? It’s always Len Bias this or River Phoenix that … frankly, all their negativity is making me thirsty. How come we never hear about the bright side of doing too much blow (or glass, in this case) and then ending up in a hospital? Take, for example, the case of porn starlet Gia Paloma. After spending a night in hospital custody after overdosing in Vegas last weekend, she woke up and HEADED DIRECTLY TO AN AUTOGRAPH SIGNING!!! Then, later that night, SHE WON THE AVN AWARD FOR BEST NEW STARLET!!! This, my friends, is why porn chicks rule. Well, that and the fact that they’re easy. Duhvs. [via Fleshbot]
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