there’s a word that keeps popping through my head today. over and over again, it’s somehow infectious and it won’t stop.
shmickmak!
it’s sharp and rambunctious. like squealed by a duck. distressingly enough, it seems to rhyme with gilbert godfried’s aflac duck.
shmickmak! shmickmak!
entirely unrelated, the other big though that’s going through my head today is…
spam prevention idea #36: since domain names are so cheap, why not buy a domain name just for use on commerce websites?
i normally just use some form of spam-blahdeblah@sassyass.net when creating an account on whatever commerce website or anything else that i need to create an account on. that way i know where the spam is coming from, and how they got my address in the first place. but hell, why not just get a whole new domain name, and just separate your personal email from anything you could get spam from once and for all? all your mailing lists, shopping, whatever goes to blahdeblah@disposabledomain.com, and you can just chuck the whole thing if/when it gets inundated with spam.
itunes@shmickmak.com. see?
finally, is seems like the university of florida is not just a football/party school after all:
Oct. 21, 2004
GAINESVILLE, Fla. —- A University of Florida scientist has grown a living “brain” that can fly a simulated plane, giving scientists a novel way to observe how brain cells function as a network.
The “brain” — a collection of 25,000 living neurons, or nerve cells, taken from a rat’s brain and cultured inside a glass dish — gives scientists a unique real-time window into the brain at the cellular level. By watching the brain cells interact, scientists hope to understand what causes neural disorders such as epilepsy and to determine noninvasive ways to intervene.
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DeMarse experimental “brain” interacts with an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator through a specially designed plate called a multi-electrode array and a common desktop computer.
“It’s essentially a dish with 60 electrodes arranged in a grid at the bottom,” DeMarse said. “Over that we put the living cortical neurons from rats, which rapidly begin to reconnect themselves, forming a living neural network – a brain.”
The brain and the simulator establish a two-way connection, similar to how neurons receive and interpret signals from each other to control our bodies. By observing how the nerve cells interact with the simulator, scientists can decode how a neural network establishes connections and begins to compute, DeMarse said.
When DeMarse first puts the neurons in the dish, they look like little more than grains of sand sprinkled in water. However, individual neurons soon begin to extend microscopic lines toward each other, making connections that represent neural processes. “You see one extend a process, pull it back, extend it out – and it may do that a couple of times, just sampling who’s next to it, until over time the connectivity starts to establish itself,” he said. “(The brain is) getting its network to the point where it’s a live computation device.”
To control the simulated aircraft, the neurons first receive information from the computer about flight conditions: whether the plane is flying straight and level or is tilted to the left or to the right. The neurons then analyze the data and respond by sending signals to the plane’s controls. Those signals alter the flight path and new information is sent to the neurons, creating a feedback system.
“Initially when we hook up this brain to a flight simulator, it doesn’t know how to control the aircraft,” DeMarse said. “So you hook it up and the aircraft simply drifts randomly. And as the data comes in, it slowly modifies the (neural) network so over time, the network gradually learns to fly the aircraft.”
this is really creepy. brain in a jar, folks. this reminds me of that one stanislaw lem story (i think it was a pirx the pilot one) where he finds a scientist that has given his wife eternal life: he’s put her mind in a little box that will exist forever. only he didn’t give her any inputs or outputs, so it’s just consciousness in a void. horrific!
and of course there’s the thing where we coud all be brains in vats, with electrodes arranged in a grid at the bottom, interacting with one another through a simulator. the matrix? that’s too good for you. who says you even have a body, sucker?
shmickmak!
Posted at October 22, 2004 5:17 PMUh … that’s what free email accounts are for! That’s exactly how I use my hotmail and yahoo accounts. I haven’t ever received a lick of spam on my *real* account for that reason, I am convinced. It also comes in handy when you meet someone and you don’t know if you really like them or not - you give them your disposable email address so they can’t track you down and kill you should you decide they are nothing but a worthless schmickmak. Not that I’ve done that or anything.
Posted by: jason at October 22, 2004 6:09 PMeewww…consciousness in a void. that is just…horrible. i wonder if i could make that into a Halloween costume.
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